SALVE AMICE

punsicle:

hurdygurdygirl:

This is how I’d play chess

I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY

lordoftheinternet:

lacrimosa453:

lordoftheinternet:

nobody’s posting

it’s quiet

TOO QUIET

I thougHT THIS WAS ME FOR A SECOND

EVERYONE RUN

IT’S A TIME PARADOX

biacomcafe:

madlibbsneedsaverb:

Bane plays Slender. ‘Nuff said.

honest-spy:

un-freaking-touchable:

honest-spy:

un-freaking-touchable:


wolfbiyo replied to your post:wolfbiyo replied to your post:wolfbiyo replied to…

Noooooo, I’m sorry. Didn’t mean to bring yer anger back! Think ponies, Barneys, and MENTAL CONNECTION WITH BÓRIS. <3

sdfghjs Ponies

 

Barneys
 

and mental connections with Bóris!
 

OH GOD VERY FEW THINGS IN THE WORLD ARE AS PERFECT AS THIS AHSADGSADSAHASD GKASAD

SADFGHJGFDSADFGHJK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT ONLY WHEN I WAS GONE 

AND I HAVE A NEW WALLPAPER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 

GUISE. GUISE.

nikofag:

superkianagalaxy:

madonnuh:

the bible has the worst fandom

well you can’t deny that it’s come out with some really good fanart

and the shipping wars

honda-kiku-desu:

that-kick-ass-hero:

noelxazul:

I made all of these on my RP blog honda-kiku-desu, so, I’ve decided to turn it into a photoset.

Love me.

And you fans should know who hetalia belongs to.

[[*laughing my ass off at Romano*]]

LANIE QUIT THAT! >:I

((Them notes. It’s happening again.))

“MY EYEBROWS KEEP ME WARM.”

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.

thenewagecaveman:

FUCK YO PURDAL DOO SHIT. THAT IS SO 2010 THIS IS WHERE THE REAL SHIT IS AT, DAWG.

Patterns of Force

THIS. EPISODE. IS. RIDICULOUS.

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OMG

It’s probably just an excuse to get Spock, Bones and the Captain in Nazi uniforms for the viewing pleasure of a thousand late-60’s fangirls. I can’t stop laughing!! 

Specially after mom came with a brilliant “Oh, look at that Kirk. That man’s got a sexy slap, doesn’t he?”

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