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Sniper

- RED: Bruce Mundy. BLU: Lawrence Taylor. Because YES.

- The RED Sniper is right-handed, while the BLU one is left-handed. Adopted this one after reading Sniper’s trivia on TF2 Wiki.

- He really enjoys Jane Austen. Actually, he keeps a lot of volumes hidden away in that dirty van of his, and his favourite novel is Pride and Prejudice because of the relationship between Elizabeth and her father.

Engineer

- RED: Eugene Carter. BLU: Dell Conagher.

- The BLU Engie had a wife, a daughter and a little son, but they died long before the war started, in a fire caused by unknown factors - that was when Dell decided to put his PhDs and machinery knowledge to use, military use, specifically. Before that, these had only been a hobby of his, for the times when he wasn’t busy running the family’s farm. He joined the US army soon after the incident, but, as he couldn’t stand watching innocent people losing their homes or burning to death (much like his own loved ones had), he then chose to pursue a career as mercenary, as well as inventor. (In addition, the incident is the cause for Dell’s hatred for their enemy Pyro, and never-ending suspicion towards their own.)

- After the death of his wife, Barbra, BLU Engie swore to never love another woman again. And then he met Solly.

- As for the RED Engineer, he has a family too, consisting of wife and daughter, both very much alive. But his wife, Jane, who is a bitch, left him before his going to the Mann War (idk what to call it xD), because, as she put it, “He couldn’t put his toys down for a second and actually love her.” She forbade their daughter, Lisa, from ever talking to him again, but the girl found a way of sneaking him a letter and they’ve been writing to one another ever since. She’s very proud of her father, and wants to be an Engineer like him, one day. Eugene’s dearest possessions are a photo of his lil’ girl wearing his (over-sized on her, obviously) overalls, and a drawing she made of them visiting the Grand Canyon.

Demoman

- Both of them smoke pipes because - BECAUSE YES.

- I can’t picture him being gay for anyone, so the headcanon is: he is either too busy thinking of ways to kill Nessie to be concerned with romantic relationships, or has a long-lost sweetheart who had to go away to Ireland or something. This goes for both Demomen, and they often sing sad, Gaelic Storm Scottish about their so-missed “enchanting elves”. Or, maybe they’re both shaggin’ the opposite team’s Medic’s wives. Of maybe one of them is with Medic’s wife, and the other one mourns his sweetheart. I can’t decide. xD